I understand what is happening here and I have discussed as such with LekkeSlaap. However, thank you for your glowing review. Firstly, yes we are on a gravel road, the D2277 to be precise, my advertising states this, our GPS co-ordinates indicate this; unfortunately, a storm the night before had left puddles. Just checked, there are more than wine glasses available. The crockery, as is every unit, is all cleaned every week and on guests' departure. Yes, I have discovered the small tear at the bottom of the curtain at the French doors; thank you for finding that. You played putt-putt, used the pool table, and did not enquire about the games room with table tennis, darts, Scalextric, and board games available. We have no communal living room - unless you mean the games room, which you did not use. All our dogs are inside at night; a neighbour's dog does bark occasionally. We are in the middle of farmland. As far as our dogs barking during the day, this happens, yes, all day? - you were not here all day. Yes, the kitchen of the bistro normally closes at 16:00; on enquiry, you said that it was not necessary to remain open as you had brought food.